CRIME in Noway...
I was witness to a CRIME today... A man was caught shop lifting... I have seen a couple of shoplifters caught in the US...it was a TOTALLY different experience. The Shoplifters where chased through the WAL MART parking lot... where the cops would proceed to tackle them.... & cuff them, all the while the SHOPLIFTER is SCREAMING every dirty word in the book...saying that they are innocent...trying to kick the cop etc... Today it went down like this.... Man checks out at the register... as man tries to leave the store... an employee walks up to him & asks... "Excuse me Sir, is that a bottle of Chanel #5 in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" "Oh this little thing? (pulling the bottle out of his sleeve) Hmmm , terrible sorry.. (in my head he had an English accent...but really he was speaking Norwegian) here you go, (smile) no hard feelings right? Ohhhh , there are hard feelings? - sure here is my ID... OH... you are going to write me a ticket? - that ...