Toothpaste in my hair...boot prints on my pants....
Toothpaste in my hair & MUDDY bootprints on my navy suit... Looks like this is how my day is going to play out... N.I.C.E. Ever had toothpaste in your hair? It is a BITCH to get out... So now I am running around with my long ass bangs... separated...like my hair hasn't been washed, because I wasn't able to get the toothpaste out of my hair.... HOW did I get toothpaste in my hair? No freaking idea... trying to be super mommy doing 500 things while getting out the door... throw child in the car...(check) ... change of clothes for child so I can change her before the pre -school play..(check).... Rain boots & pants... (damn...) -check to see if boots are STILL muddy before your schlep them all over your Navy pants.... NOPE... OH Yes.... it is ONE of THOSE days.... I feel like crap & I am looking FUGLY ... I have bags under my eyes like (this chick) & I am having some sort of reaction to my mascara.... (anyone who knows me, knows I L.O.V.E. me some super...