You know you have been in Norway too long
I am in a crappy mood today.... CRAPPY.. meaning no sun although it was promised for the rest of the month...LIARS... SO in an effort to make myself feel better... I am posting things that make me laugh instead of bitching about the friggen post office & furniture I ordered 2 months ago.... Thank you Leanna for this little diddy... made me smile! You know you have been too long in Norway when....... *You only buy your own drink at the bar even when you are with a group of people..... *You can't remember when to say "please" and "excuse me"..... *You always prepare to catch the closing door if following closely behind somebody..... * stranger on the street smiles at you, you assume that:a) he is drunkb) insanec) Americand) all of the above.... *Silence is fun..... *you use "Mmmm" as conversation filler..... *You actually believe that there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing..... *You know Norway's results in the last three years ...