WHY?...sometimes I wonder....

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Let me just say I miss my hubby.... How I managed him being gone for 3-4 months at a time I can't remember...



I miss having him come home so I can ask all of my dumb WHY.. questions...

So, sorry y'all... I will have to dump them all on YOU until he gets home for me to BUG.....



So as I am running into my office this morning I happened to notice a little girl trapped in the back of her car.... wearing her formal Norwegian dress... Hmmmmm

Upon further inspection I noticed it wasn't really a little girl trapped in the back of her car.. it was just her picture on a sun screen....

WHY? it was kindda creepy ... (SOOOO creepy looking, I took a picture - I am too lazy to download the actual pictures)





NEXT...
Just wondering WHY someone with like triple FFF boobies would go out in public BRA-LESS ?
WHY WHY WHY.. unless your freaking house was on fire & you had to run out of the house in the middle of the night.. I don't understand it...





( I was once trapped in Turkey without a bra...but that was only because I was life flighted off of a cruise ship with an appendicitis, but even I bribed a nurse to go out & buy me a bra before I left the hospital... buts that a whole nother post... anyhoooo)





So back to BRA LESS triple FFF... wearing grey sweatpants (y'all KNOW how I feel about sweatpants... Hey you... hungry butt! ) She wasn't in a crisis... she left the house like that... (kicking her boobies the entire way....)





OK...I will be the FIRST to admit I am NOT a FASHIONISTA... I probably play it too safe too often....

but a few of these things today made me scratch my head and say Hmmmmm?

Why would a BEAUTIFUL... drop dead GORGEOUS Scandinavian Beauty wear
NERD Glasses? SERIOUS... I know the Big black frames are kind of trendy but..

Big Black framed glasses... with the WHITE bit in the middle?



I am sure they probably cost a fortune... but WHY?

(I remember my mother asking me why I would wear Dr. Martins & the other big black sole shoes we wore back in the 90's.... WHY? Why did we want to look like we were stealing our grandmothers orthopedic shoes?)





WHY would someone wear "footies"...(you know the little white tennis socks?) with high heeled sandals?

(not digging this picture...-but I think you get the point...) Let me just add it wasn't a young, trendy girl... the lady was older than me... I just had to ask WHY?



WHY hasn't someone told stinky breath that they have stinky breath... (I would N E V E R be able to do it...I guess I will have to suffer....)


Finally.. WHY would someone download a ring tone for their cell phone, that sounds like people having sex? -

Sure, I understand it if you were ummm.. 15... giggle giggle... maybe up to 22... but why would a 40 something man geeky man do it? (I guess cause he is a creepy geek?)

Why would you have that ring tone on your phone, & then take that phone into a meeting? Hmmmm..?
& then when you phone started MOANING...why wouldn't you turn it off?
Just wondering... C R E E P Y...
(& what did I say you ask? ---- "Mmmm, NICE ring tone...")

Comments

Frizzy said…
Many Many Good Questions. I wish I had one to add but I'm coming up blank.
August 15, 2009 at 2:53 AM
Bryce's momma said…
lol Have I ever told you about my friend's child that saw a fat lady pushing a cart in Wal-Mart? They tried to go around her and what made matters worse is she was so big that they couldn't get around her in the aisle. What made it worse than that was she was wearing spandex. What made is worse than that was when her beeper went off, my friend's kid said, "Look out dad, she's backing up!" lol The kid thought that she sounded like a truck backing all that up. lol I don't understand the whole bra thing either. My MIL and SIL do it. My SIL was nursing and I guess it made it easier....ur- uh for the baby .... not for the rest of us to look at her boobies. lol
August 15, 2009 at 3:07 AM
Sarah - Kala said…
This line of questioning is hilarious. Cell phone freak is a freak. But, it does remind me of the time I had my sons cell with me and it started ringing during Mass! His ring tone was him saying, "RING, RING RING RING . .. . ring, RING, RING RING RING!" and everyone started laughing . . . because I was oblivious to it being "my" phone. Ach!
August 15, 2009 at 5:59 AM
Keys to the Magic Travel said…
Do you do all this pondering in one day? That is a lot to contemplate. The not-bra lady has me quite perplexed!
August 15, 2009 at 6:09 AM
Jennifer said…
Bwahahaha! This post is hilarious!
August 15, 2009 at 8:10 AM
beaverboosh said…
My ringtone is the sound of one hand clapping in a forest... i don't take many calls... hey is your Oslo lunch an all girl thing or is there boys too?
August 15, 2009 at 12:28 PM
Keeper of the Skies Wife said…
Um, the sun visor thingy sounds really freaky!!

Ugh, why would she ruin a cute pair of heels?? I don't get some people!
August 15, 2009 at 1:36 PM
Mary Ellen said…
Don't get me started on why people wear certain things. I had to stop looking out the window when I dropped my kids off at Middle School and High School.

Next time you're in the States, stop by Wal*Mart. Any Wal*Mart will do. It will add to your list of Why's. And it will reinforce the fashion rule that CERTAIN THINGS SHOULD NOT BE MADE IN ALL SIZES.
August 15, 2009 at 3:52 PM
Kelli Nørgaard said…
I love this post but I admit...the bra bit is the best!! Too funny!!
August 15, 2009 at 5:36 PM
Anonymous said…
For BadBreathGuy, try sending him an anonymous email from this website: http://www.guerrillamail.com
August 16, 2009 at 9:48 PM
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