LAME - O Monday Post
In the mean time..you are going to have to settle for a LAME-O Monday post... where I complain... A LOT-.... I complain about how TIRED I am.... (Eva konked out about 5:30 this evening....) Maybe too much fresh air over the weekend... We all pooped from the weekend
I complain about it being FALL breakfor the kids and not going anywhere AGAIN... Yes, I do feel like we need to GO somewhere anytime the kids are out of school... Living in Europe...I feel like we should just be able to hop in the car & go to France for a long weekend.. & then I remember...oh ya, we live in NORTHERN Europe... & unless I want to go to Sweden or Denmark... we aren't going anywhere ..... AGAIN.... (are y'all feeling bad for me yet?)
Did I mention that hubby leaves for Dubai next week? He just returned from Germany last week.... (this is very painful for me.... I am the TRAVEL FREAK...he would rather stay home)
I have to find at least one cool thing for the kids to do this week... I am thinking maybe a day trip down to OSLO with some visits to the kids museum & the Munch museum... Maybe we will be able to talk daddy to skipping a half day of work & meeting us for lunch...
I dunno....but I am determined that i will not be the lame mother who spends her kids vacation cleaning out closets....
A visit to the ICE AGE....

Today we learned about Jettegryter
or "Stone Pots" these huge rock formations from the ICE AGE .... pretty cool... these holes are formed by pebbles/gravel being aggitated by water, over thousand of years.... WOW..The holes on our local beach date back to 15,000 years....
the kids had a blast.... & wanted to stay much longer than us..... (we were still feeling tired from last nights Soiree)Miss this moment...Summer with Kelly
Your Gonna Miss This Moment Play along with this new meme! You're Gonna Miss This .... I am hooked....

Friday Foto Fiesta..Norwegian Nat'l Dress
This is from my Nephews Confirmation... which happens when you are 15 here.... Different regions in Norway & Sweden have different types of Bunad....
I would like to have one made...but thus far I haven't found anyone willing to put American Flags & Long Horns on the Norwegian National dress.... Hmmmmm
595 things to blog about.....


Learn from MY mistake...
I was hoping things were going to change & go in my favor & the computer would all of a sudden just start working... Ummm...NO such luck...
There is power...it just seems that the plugs/Ports are not working...
ANY OF THEM....
I ran desperately to the trusty laptop to see what I had backed up..... I do, back up from time to time... what did I find?
5,000 DUMB A&S photos...
photos of my sisters wedding? NO... photos of my kids with my parents...NO... all of my nieces & nephews... ARRRRGGG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
Learn from my mistake...go & back everything up right now.... if your computer dies tonight... you will have no regrets..... WHAAAA...
OK, so ya'll get ready for lots & lots & lots of pictures...cause I am going to be downloading them EVERYWHERE...just in case...
I know there is a possibility that I will be able to get the pictures off of the old computer... but I have heard lots of horror stories....& am not getting my hopes up!
Hubby is off traveling around Europe this week... I had a big ol week of BLOGGY LOVE planned... & then the computer disaster hit..... (I know I can use my laptop...it just isn't the same...)
Looking on the bright side...I am FINALLY printing out all of the pictures that I have been planning on.... The printer is going a mile a min....
CRAAAAAAAAPPPP! WHY oh WHY?
Your going to miss this moment....
Play along with this new meme!




Friday Foto Fiesta.....First Love....
I'm playing Candid Carrie's Friday Foto Fiesta Finish again this week .So after you're done here, go over there and check out who's playing this week!!!
This is Eva & the little neighbor boy right after he moved in.... this was the beginning of them being "BEST FRIENDS" ...
"Un-SHUNNED"...
To be honest... I like to hear myself talk.... & it is much easier when I have someone to talk to..
Besides... my irritating Nanny Fein voice is probably a worse punishment.... (my co worker thinks all Americans sound like the Nanny)
So he has been un shunned..... Funny thing is...he didn't even know he was shunned.....
***sigh***
But before you think I am a total WUSS... and caved & am no longer upset... with the man... not carrying his weight.... he. is. going. to. get. his...
I used to do the whole "mommy is on strike"thing however, I found that only comes back to bite me in the butt.... the mess doesn't bother anyone but me.... if people come to the door... I am the one who looks like a PIG... & I end up doing it all in the end ANYWAY.....
so instead, I throw all of his crap/clothes in the corner.... (lets watch daddy dig for a clean shirt..)
Childish or not...it makes me feel better....
Besides.... I want to have a date night this weekend... & it doesn't work well if I am still ticked...
They are playing movies in the "Old Town" over the weekend..... not sure how they are going to do it... but if it is outside, it is going to be very cool... the town dates back to the 1600's should be pretty cool....
In the mean time, I thought I would share some pictures from LAST weekend....
***EWWWW.... So much for the Artsy/Fartsy.... photos/slide show
...my family looks MISERABLE like they are on the way to get dental work done
....maybe it is mommy's Nanny Fein whiny voice
.... or the fact that I made them let me take 300 pictures.?
You think I jest?
My new camera holds 900 pictures Booo Waaa Haaa.... can't wait until Next weekend...
(the kids really did have a good time... No, R E A L L Y!)
So I had a bad day...........
(you know the song...I changed it from you to I...because darn it... I HAD A BAD DAY...)
Ok.. I admit, it could have been worse... but still.....
Just a few days ago I was ready to post a sappy sweet post about how adorable my hubby is/WAS... bla bla bla bla GAG... (he did get some kick butt tile put into our kitchen...however i will save that for another post when i don't feel like bitching)
But today... not-so-cute.... You know how it is ladies... once a month, everything you let SLIDE all month, comes to a great big giant head...ready to erupt.... today was that day... POP
Most of the time, i am very thankful anytime hubby steps in & helps with his children... but sometimes... he just screws everything up...and at certain times of the month...I can just no longer let it slide. (you know what I am talking about)
Today was the first "parents soup" (Norwegian thing...) at Eva's new preschool... the kiddies make a big pot of soup & all of the parents are supposed to come & eat with their kids....
I had made arrangements to leave work for a while today so I could meet Eva for the big..."PARENTS SOUP"... We were going to have our soup, would be a great little way to meet some of the other parents etc. then I would drop her off at the babysitters so i could get back to the office. i called the babysitter to tell them NOT to pick Eva up because I would drop her off on my way back to the office.... (after all... we were going to have a little mommy/daughter time.)
So I leave my office for the 1/2 hour drive to the preschool.. only to arrive & find that the babysitter had picked her up at the same time she picked her son up..... HELLO? No soup...no time with my daughter...no chance to meet some of the other parents... & worst of all, it appears that poor little Eva's parents couldn't be bothered to take the time to come to her soup day....
I drove over to the babysitters.... mad...very mad.... (didn't say anything really...) to see if Eva was disappointed....& we could go back for a little soup....
Me: "Oh honey I am so sorry mommy didn't make it. Do you want to go back to school honey?"
Eva:"Nope...I want to play here....bye!...."
So back to in the car....where i cried during my 1/2 back to work..... (OK.. I am a LITTLE hormonal at the moment....but still....)
So you are probably wondering why i am mad at hubby..... BECAUSE...we had a 15 min. discussion this morning on why I thought it was important that I make it to the parents soup...he thought it was silly that i would leave the office & then have to drive back for the afternoon meeting....
So when the babysitter called him from the preschool this afternoon & wanted to know if she should take Eva home at the same time.... he said SURE.... HELLO??
will Eva be scarred for life? probably not... am i being a little sensitive? absolutely...
but this comes on top of everything else... that was wrong due to a lack of communication between hubby, myself & my well meaning MIL.... lets just say in addition to missing the soup today, I ran around this morning (in the midst of getting myself & both kids ready )trying to get a tool box (that she HAD to HAVE today.) together for my 4 year old DAUGHTER so she could build a bird house at preschool...only to find out that it is for NEXT WEEK...
UGH.... as I was FUMING on the way back to the office thinking of all of the ways to get him back for wasting my time....(taking my pillow & sleeping on the couch ...that will show him...) I thought of a little something BlokThoughts posted last week about SHUNNING... yes...I shall SHUN him..... until i feel better....or maybe for the next 3 years..... (have to admit thinking about this made me smile...)
this is really funny, NO?
additional things to get me out of my funk before I go to bed shunning my hubby.... he is totally watching deadliest catch... & I think is thankful for the shun... (that I have yet to tell him about because.... DUH... I am shunning him... umm yes.. I am 37 years old...)
From the file of things that make me happy.....
Comment of the week.... Jen said...
I love, love LOVE your blog! It is part of my daily routine. I think I have even neglected my children a time or two because I was reading your thoughts! :)
OK... how nice is that? Thank you Jen! So nice to know I am not the only one neglecting my children for my BLOG....
favorite blog of the week SEXY PEOPLE ....because I am just mean like that.... seriously...scroll down to the 80's & 90's pictures.... I have a few from High school of me & my partner in crime I was thinking about submitting....nervous Kell, (Song for Whoever) ?
Sigh... I feel better all ready.... this is way cheaper than therapy...
Off to go tell hubby that I am SHUNNING him (I don't think he has noticed yet)
Meme...I'm playing
1. Where were you 10 years ago? 10 years ago I was living in Norway...pregnant with Dane preparing to move back to the U.S.
2. Whats on your to-do list today? As my day is now over...I will tell you what I did.... We had a super family Sunday starting with a yummy breakfast Bjørn made.
We headed to an old fortress here in town where they had family day.... The kids built boats...trained for the circus... & ate waffles. After fun at the fortress, we saw an old German mine left over from WWII... Watched an African Warrior show in town & went out for Chinese.... (very international day today..) I am POOPED!
3. What if you were a Billionaire? We would establish trust funds for the kids. Pay off debts. Buy a huge boat & sail around the world...Travel....Travel...Travel.... & of course charity... I would have to put some thought into which ones...
4. Name 5 places that you have lived? Wilmington, Delaware; Mannheim Germany; Frankfurt Germany, Kingwood, Texas, Kansas City,MO..... heck while i am at it....
Columbus,OH, Danville, CA, Des Moines, IA, Landenburg, PA, Nacogdoches, TX, Chicago, IL, Burlington, IA, Macomb, Il, ...breath... Fredrikstad, Norway 2 x's ... Gosh, not sure if I got them all or not.... (YES... My dad was in the witness protection program.)
5. What are 3 bad habits that you have? Eat too much junk, stress about the small stuff,too much computer...
6. What kind of snack do I like? CASHEWS.... Chocolate
Who will you tag next? I would like to tag Mads & Kelli,Mamasphere , Heaven's Gift The Perlman Update , My Southern, Hippie, Married, Mom Of Four Life!!, Ritch in Love
100th Post... Pray for Houston....

I made it... & they said it wouldn't last... But I am here... 1.0.0.
Latest Obsession...
I run home from work... only to jump on the computer... (yesterday I went into my office, BEFORE I said hello to my family....I KNOW,... how BAD is that ?...)
It isn't my blog.... (that was last months obsession/ADDICTION) it is
FACEBOOK AKA ... FB(for those of us on the "in" )
I admit it...I am ADDICTED...
I should also admit, I am also being a little bit "whoreish" with my new addiction.... I added 30 friends yesterday.... I know it is wrong...but it just felt SO...RIGHT.

"Do you want to add so-so to your friend list?"
ME: "Sure...why not?" Maybe THEY have someone on their list that I might want to be friends with??....
I connected with people from my graduating class.... my neighbor who I used to play Flashlight tag with.... a long lost cousin in Germany...(same last name...) friends from our Cruise Ship days... my teenage nieces..... I AM ADDICTED!
Are you on FB? If not.... WHY? It is 5,000 x's better than MY SPACE... & safer (I think... is myspace "un safe"?)
Weirdos can not look at your profile unless you have added them as a friend... Boo Haa haa waa..
So now that I have made contact with all of my friends from HS....I have decided that I want to go home for my 20 year Class reunion.... I should right? JUST DO IT.... I have yet to make it home to a single reunion, I was either out at sea somewhere or birthing babies during the last reunions.... so this time (seeing as I am not planning on having anymore children) I should just go....
Which opens up a couple cans of worms.... ONE...telling Bjørn I want to go back to the states next summer.... (sans family....)
TWO losing umm, about 30 lbs....HELLO "Operation Skinny Bitch".... (swear I am going to get added to that group, tomorrow...)
Speaking of Skinny Bio-tches.... came across something VERY exciting today....
Blueberry PIE.. (at what is supposed to be our SAMS club....) OK, granted, for the rest of the world NOT living in Norway...it might not be so exciting... But for me... & some other expats here....PRETTY EXCITING... People don't eat pie here.... not sure they do anywhere in Europe.
DID I buy it? NO... because I determination to drop 30 lbs & go to my reunion?
... Mmmm ya... NOT... because it cost $37 & we are not talking like a HUNGRY MAN, feed the football team kind of Pie... we are talking about a "Tressa atethewholething, watching Oprah"... sized Pie. Sad but true... guess I better learn how to make Pie Crust....
I know I sound like I am on crack....talking about everything all at once... but I must put the laptop away before the family gets home...& pretend to be a normal mommy/wife....
Final thing.... this is post 99.... Can you believe it? (& they said it wouldn't last....)
Any ideas what I should do for the big 100
(it should be kindda special shouldn't it?)...
Waiting for your suggestions....
Only cause you begged...
But first a big ol' HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my BFF from way back when... Song for Whoever go share her some go' ol' bloggy love... HUGS KELLY!
REPOST***
Wow... after 10 gallons of water & 12 hours of sleep I am ready to share my big night out.
Now keep in mind....going out in Norway is NOT like going out in the states....
Norwegians are not as outgoing as Americans...meaning, you generally don't strike up conversations with random people at bars/clubs etc.
You hang out /talk to the people you go out with..... so if you are going out with only one person it can get kind of boring...
With drinks between $10 (beer) $20 (worst Cosmo I have ever had---) you can pretty much forget about anyone ever offering to buy you a drink.

So we started our evening out with 12 girls from work to see the "Party Girls" A super group of singers which includes my friend/co worker Pia...

a DEEPER post
SO after I posted, I was going through my blog roll when I overheard Dane talking to his classmate who had come over to play.
They were playing battleship (remember that game?) when I hear Dane say... OK I will be the American Navy... & you be the Iraqi navy....
DAAAANE! I yell from my office... mortified... see, the little boy over playing is named Mohammed & he is an Iraqi refugee...
Of course Dane didn't think about being from Iraq... nor did he mean anything about it... He saw Mohammed like all of the other boys in his class.
But seeing not all Iraqi's are happy with the situation... & not knowing where Mohammed's familiy stand on things(pro or anti American... I thought it better that the boys didn't play war. Iraq war...
(I have seen his dad & he looks like the police guard from Midnight Express... & I really don't feel like starting an international conflict)
So of course I start thinking... thinking about my blog & what I had written. It was a bit shallow... about my MOJO... (still got it baby...) about the free drinks & the good time we had... about me teaching all of my Norwegian girlfriends the art of flirting TEXAS STYLE....
But truth be told...my last post could have been written by anyone, anywhere...& it doesn't really say anything about my life here in Norway.
What I didn't mention, was where some of the girls were from... We had one girl from Sudan, 2 girls from Cuba...(one girl has been trying for over 6 months to get her brother out...) my Norwegian friend who is married to an East German who ESCAPED on a motorcycle, through Hungry, a year before the wall fell.... & then of course all of my Norwegian girlfriends....
It just kind of hit me.... My gosh, look what I am surrounded by... all of the stories, so many people from so many different walk of life.... this girl from Texas,KC,Chicago... right in the middle of it all....
Cause, I know y'all are wondering...we didn't end up in the police cars...but the guy buying us shots did.
we were a group of girls from all over the world... who had one heck of a time....
About last night....
I will keep it brief...because frankly, I am HURTING today....
I will just leave you with this...
***12 girls ***free shots ***3 cop cars ***
Best night I have had since living in Norway....
Post pictures later....
Fridays Foto Finish Fiesta... Lil' Americans in Norway
I thought this FOTO was FITTING for Candid Carrie 's Friday Foto Finish Fiesta... No?
... Little Americans in Norway.. (Oh goodness NO, they are not all mine...)
But we are a happy little family of Ex Pats living here in Norway.

The only English speaking News I am able to get at my house is the BBC... Not that the BBC isn't great... but for my American news... I prefer something... AMERICAN..
Thank goodness for www.youtube.com... I have been watching the speeches all morning.
I have a lot of thoughts... but I will save those for another post.
go check out the other players at Candid Carrie
Too much Oprah?

Creepy neighbor.... Window update
She was walking in her not yet finished house... trip trapping across the drive, with her perfectly clipped hair... tiny size 2 body.... (bio-tch) ....with delicate boxes...
you know the kind of boxes from nice department stores....
(we don't have any department stores around here...mmmm, yet another mystery)
Must be something really nice.... It appears she is starting to move in... room by room... placing everything just so.....
the way.... I wanted to move into my new house...
Not .....by throwing all of our crap in plastic garbage bags, in the last min. & dumping it in the middle of our unfinished family room....
***Sigh****
Bjørn told me he saw her out in talking with what appeared to be a pair of interior decorators.... (Bi-otch)
( I am way to cute to be sent to a women's prison.... )
I am however, already planning on baking a cake or something.....
a little "Welcome to the neighborhood" so I can get a peak in this house....
Yes I am the CREEPY neighbor...
Window update.....
Just so y'all don't think I am a total CRY baby... just wanted to show you what I am up against..... Ran into the equivalent of "Home Depot" here....
& LOOK what I found.... DARLING throw pillows. Cute? No?
As I already mentioned.... I thought they were D A R L I N G ... (this is where the
whiny bit comes in....)Would you like to take a guess at how much this ONE THROW PILLOW costs here in my adopted home of Norway?
Go on... take a gander.....
Forgetaboutit.... you will never guess... $120 U.S.

This pillow which I also R E A LL Y liked... was a steal at just $100
let me just add.... this was no fancy, upscale boutique where they stitched the pillows using only their toes.... No.......
For goodness sakes...look at the shelving... it is a HOME DEPOT (kindda) store...
So although a bit depressing knowing I will never be able to/want to... buy throw pillows in Norway...

I am pretty proud of what I did get together today...
The first 2 of 21 window treatments...
Not sure I was going to be CRAZY about the darkish colors...
but with the house the same color all the way through....
I need to switch it up a bit....
the "caps" (not sure what they are called) are part of a BED IN A BAG.... Greatest thing since sliced bread... But the "liftgardiner" Brown bits underneath were bought here....

here is the rest of the Bed in a BAG...
(please note, we haven't started decorating.... that is where I need H E L P...)
the set came with the curtain thingy... 2 sets of sheets, comforter, throw & 3 throw pillows....
I think this was the best purchase during our trip home....
Tomorrow.... (I know y'all are holding your breath..).... I want to throw some colors out there.... ask about a nook & crannie.... & advice for the bathroom..... are y'all up to the challenge?
My old life...
This weekend I ALMOST felt like I had my old life back...With so many things on the agenda , it felt like the good old days...
Thursday I kicked the weekend off a little early by going to this great little French restaurant,Brasserie Blanche in Oslo. We had a "meeting" with our co-workers from the other side of the Fjord....
One of our distributors treated us to a night out... after dinner & about 5 different wines, we headed for a little night cap at a bar around the corner... Can you say COSMO.... *sigh*... I can't remember the last time I had a cosmopolitan... ....in Norway, probably N E V E R...
On Friday, Bjørn & I headed to the other side of the Fjord with the kiddos, to the oldest town in Norway. Tønsberg...The city has about 35.000 inhabitants and lies in the county of Vestfold.
Tønsberg is also surrounded by some of the countys major tourist attractions like old viking graves and museums. (this info is stolen off of the internet.... thought I would give you a little history lesson...)
Ummm... we didn't get to do anything cool like check out VIKING GRAVES... (I have actually been to the viking graves & it is totally overrated...but that it another post...) We went over to check out a car that Bj wanted to buy... we did end up going out for dinner as a family, so that is always very exciting for us over here....

On Sat... I went to one of my co workers weddings... B E A U T I F U L... *sigh* They had their reception in Fredrikstad's "Old" town.... & when I say old I am talking about 1500's...
(here is the beautiful bride.... yes, I shot the photo on my new Canon Rebel)
I really miss my old busy social life.... but I also realize I am not as young as I once was...... I am POOPED
We wrapped up the weekend with a surprise birthday party for my niece who turned 18....
I now have about 400 photos to download for the bride before i am off to bed....



