First things first...
First things First...I would like to welcome all of my parents friends (Mr. & Mrs. Miller, Mr. & Mrs. Johnson...the list goes on....looking forward to seeing you at the wedding! : )who have been reading my blog...Wow... I had NO idea so many of you were checking me out... really, W -O-W
Next... I would like to thank my daddy for passing out my blog to everyone he knows... (bet you are re thinking that move aren't ya?)
Now about them HOOKER BOOBS... (you know they are all wondering, what Tressa has gotten her self into NOW...)
I have never been a hooker...nor do I know any hookers.... (but boy, it sure has been a great way to grab them hooker readers from google!) I have never even seen a pair of hooker boobs.... So I really don't know what I am talking about... (Hooker ladies, I am sure your breasts are just fine...so don't come looking for me... I'm a lover (not THAT kind of lover) not a fighter)
What started as a post The HOLY SH*T Diet... then went on to When bad hair happens to good people... (if your too lazy to read the posts...I will give you the cliff notes.... I referred to the dress I was wearing to my sisters as showing my STRIPPER Boobs... along the way... I'm pretty sure it was Jill The Perlman Update , who made the Hooker Boob comment... & I thought it had a nice little ring to it... so thus I started using the Hooker Boob thing... (So glad I got that off of my chest)
Sooo no, I haven't been up to any little shenanigans... I am a married suburban mom & have mellowed in my old-ish age)
About the rest of my day...finally made it back to work... Have I told you that I love my job & co-workers?... they make living here bearable.
And FINALLY saving the best for last.... we got the test results back for Eva today... it is LYME disease... Woo Hoo! But it was hard to detect because we caught it so early... Mmm hmmm... strike one up for the HYSTERICAL, AMERICAN ,MOTHER! She looks great & is almost done with her treatments... Yippee... Even better, I now KNOW that my driving with the windows down was NOT the cause of her facial paralysis...(nice try MIL)
Bjørn MAY be coming home tomorrow... but, was advised against traveling to the states...bummer... but I will do fine ... (guilt free shopping for 3 weeks... ) See I am TRYING to look on the bright side.
Off to bed... got a big day ahead of me tomorrow... as we say in Norwegian, natta...
Next... I would like to thank my daddy for passing out my blog to everyone he knows... (bet you are re thinking that move aren't ya?)
Now about them HOOKER BOOBS... (you know they are all wondering, what Tressa has gotten her self into NOW...)
I have never been a hooker...nor do I know any hookers.... (but boy, it sure has been a great way to grab them hooker readers from google!) I have never even seen a pair of hooker boobs.... So I really don't know what I am talking about... (Hooker ladies, I am sure your breasts are just fine...so don't come looking for me... I'm a lover (not THAT kind of lover) not a fighter)
What started as a post The HOLY SH*T Diet... then went on to When bad hair happens to good people... (if your too lazy to read the posts...I will give you the cliff notes.... I referred to the dress I was wearing to my sisters as showing my STRIPPER Boobs... along the way... I'm pretty sure it was Jill The Perlman Update , who made the Hooker Boob comment... & I thought it had a nice little ring to it... so thus I started using the Hooker Boob thing... (So glad I got that off of my chest)
Sooo no, I haven't been up to any little shenanigans... I am a married suburban mom & have mellowed in my old-ish age)
About the rest of my day...finally made it back to work... Have I told you that I love my job & co-workers?... they make living here bearable.
And FINALLY saving the best for last.... we got the test results back for Eva today... it is LYME disease... Woo Hoo! But it was hard to detect because we caught it so early... Mmm hmmm... strike one up for the HYSTERICAL, AMERICAN ,MOTHER! She looks great & is almost done with her treatments... Yippee... Even better, I now KNOW that my driving with the windows down was NOT the cause of her facial paralysis...(nice try MIL)
Bjørn MAY be coming home tomorrow... but, was advised against traveling to the states...bummer... but I will do fine ... (guilt free shopping for 3 weeks... ) See I am TRYING to look on the bright side.
Off to bed... got a big day ahead of me tomorrow... as we say in Norwegian, natta...
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I've got hooker boobs with old lady cleavage. That ought to give your dad's friends something to talk about!
Have a wonderful time on your trip! Blessings to Bjorn as well!
PS. Please tell me you meant 'guilt' free shopping..
I have guilt because I have usually procratinated so much. So, I challenge you to a duel for the queen of procrastination title. Maybe tomorrow? Sometime next week? After I catch up on all my blogs? ;-)
- Suzanne, the Farmer's Wife
b) thank goodness your daughter is doing better! You definitely needed some good news after everything ya'll have been through.
c) hooker boobs - CLASSIC!!!!!!!!! :) HAHA
As yes, guilt free shopping, definitely look on the bright side :)
sorry bjorn cannot come with, but hey shopping is more fun without the man, lets be honest.
glad Eva is quickly on the mend and that the hubby is too.
you have an award waiting for you over on my blog when you get a chance to break away from all the madness. take your time, the traffic is hell this time of day!
Still do want to see a photo of what we're discussing here. But I'll wait until your wearing your bridesmaids dress with the ample cleavage hanging over for everyone to photograph. :)
BTW - not to diminish the great news... Mazel Tov on finding out that it IS Lyme Disease. That sounded horrible - but you know what I mean... now you can move along and work towards a cure!
I think you totally deserve to shop away while in the States! Here's to guilt free shopping... Hip Hip Hooray!
I'm so excited your hubby is coming home soon!! I'm sorry he can't travel to the U.S. though. Bummer, but at least he's doing lots better.
Hooker boobs, that's funny. NV is the only State in the Union, that allows legal prostitution. Haven't been too impressed with the hooker boobs that I have seen !!! :-)
And I like your new header! Very cute!