Too much Oprah?

I don't watch much TV... but every once and a while ...if time & schedule permit, I will indulge in a little Oprah & Dr. Phil. This past week , I have had the opportunity to indulge.

Last night... I once again had the chance to watch OPRAH.... It was about some girl with a phobia of edges & corners... ? (hello?) Luckily Dr. Weiss, a guest, was there to explain that she was afraid of sharp edges because in her past life... she had been an Indian... (**Native American for all of you PC folks...)

HUH? It suddenly hit me.... I have had WAAAAYYY tooooo much Oprah time this week.

Don't get me wrong... I love me some Oprah....

I believe in Angels & spirits & all of the other good stuff...

but I am pretty sure I haven't been reincarnated... & am also pretty sure that if I have been reincarnated, I probably was NOT a member of the Royal Family, or an Indian Warrior... I was more likely a housewife from Skokie... who spent her life cleaning house & wiping butts...

(thus my fear of wiping butts & cleaning house) See, I always throw myself into what every her topic is.....

POST EDITED....

I did it again... damn me... I watched.. however it was another show about positive energy...

Mmmmm ummmmmm...mmmmmm (totally not being smart...I wanna get me some of that feel good energy!)

I have seen "My list of 20 things" on a few other posts this past weeks.... (20 things I still want to accomplish) & I want to start making mine... so far I think I have come up with like... umm 3.... I need some cool ideas..... I also want to hear some awesome stories about being 40 +...

Come on people... get me out of my OPRAH funk.....

About the neighbor... i am so BLOODY nosy because the woman has all of the bells & whistles most Norwegian homes do not... Built in Garage, ummm, errr...

& roll out grass... (sod to all of you yanks...) This is all we have seen thus far... but we KNOW there is more...has to be.... NO ONE pays that kind of money for SOD... they must be LOADED... (we are guesstimating that the house must be upwards of 1,500,000 US.... ( oh believe me, you will be so disappointed when I get a picture posted...)

Looking at my post it seems a bit silly doesn't it? We know the house is fancy because they have a garage & had grass put down before the house was finished???.... (Don't forget the boxes I saw her carry in....)

We are also assuming that is is fancy inside... with a garbage disposal...maybe even an ice-maker in their fridge.... (Ya'll think I am kidding....?) I am pathetic.....