Dear Mom & Dad...from your REAL favorite....
Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad.
Wow, 46 years… that’s a long freaking time.
xoxo, your REAL favorite
(I can't believe my little sister stole this post from my blog.... gosh ALI, get a life....)
Hey you... hungry butt!
Hey you, Hungry butt!!!! .... First thought that played through my mind as I stood behind the woman in the GREY SWEATPANTS in line at the post office..... Hungry Butt is what my little sister & her friends say when referring to what in my day, was called a WEDGIE ..... "Hungry Butt" just fit the large bottom , which was gobbling its underwear in front of me.... Ugh.... the sight of her butt was burning into my mind as I waited in the ridiculously SLOW line at the post office.... No longer able to stand the site... I put my boxes down... and did the neighborly thing.... I pulled her underwear out of her butt.... You should have seen the SHOCK & SURPRISE on her face ... Ummm , OK I didn't do that... I tapped her on her shoulder & in my best AMERICAN accent announced to her & the rest of the post office... that she had the picture perfect HUNGRY BUTT... cause it was gobbling everything in sight... K... I didn't do that either... I just stood
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hopefully mom and dad don't find out that both you and Heidi had to contact me to find out if today was their anniversary.
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Happy Anniversary DiAnn & G-dammit Bill!!
Happy Anniversary to your folks!