Mortified Monday.. you know you want to play....
Mortified Monday, OH YEA.. I am bringing it back!
You know you want to play. If you have a funny/mortifying moment you would share..leave me a comment & I will link back to you...
(check out the original..... for some FUNNY moments) Mortified Monday...
** I finally found someone to take a look a look at my computer which died a few weeks ago. A nice young man, (FROM MY NEIGHBORHOOD) came & picked it up yesterday...
So as I was drifting off to sleep last night it hit me.... HOOKER/ STRIPPER BOOB PICTURES.. Holy Crap! The HOLY SH*T Diet N I C E.. He doesn't know that I was just trying to show my sister that the dress didn't work... He is probably going to think I am some "Mrs. Robinson" with booby pictures on my computer...
Oooo.. I can't wait till I have to go pick my computer up... or bump into him in the grocery store.... So I haven't been humiliated yet... I know the mortified moment will be happening this week.... (something to blog about NEXT week...)
So my MORTIFYING Moment for this week..... (surprise...it doesn't actually have anything to do with my children...)
So here I am 7/8 months preggers with Dane... I am at a meeting/business lunch.. with ummm I dunno.. 200 people... I am of course, sitting up towards the front of the room... Being pregnant I of course need to pee ALL OF THE TIME... excused myself to go to the rest room... When I return from the restroom... I go through the buffet AGAIN (eating for 2 you know...)
Stop by a few tables chit chatting... "Oh Hello!..." Patting the big ol' belly, smiling, beaming really..... I finally make it back to my table, I sit down smiling.... when i noticed the odd expression on my table mates face... " Umm, Tressa....you have a something hanging out of your pants..."
I look behind & sure enough... I have a 3 foot toilet paper TAIL... stuck in my stretch pa
nts... (HOT.. I know...)
I went around the entire FRIGGIN room, buffet line, tables...with a toilet paper tail & NO ONE said ANYTHING... You ...A-Holes.... (I have yet to forgive any of them)
This is a moment I will never forget, & the reason I have the compulsive need to feel my butt/back of my pants every time I leave a restroom......
OK...So who is playing? Come on...
PS (this isn't me... but I am glad to know I am not the only one who has had a toilet paper tail... at least mine wasn't all over the internet...)
OK--- Finally, I have a player... One Crafty Mamma ... go check her out! Mortifying Moment!
& another... http://bustables.blogspot.com/2008/10/nuts-and-bolts.html
What A Card.... think 16 candles...that is what her moment reminded me of... Sweet...but mortifing for a 16 year old... Mortified Monday
You know you want to play. If you have a funny/mortifying moment you would share..leave me a comment & I will link back to you...
(check out the original..... for some FUNNY moments) Mortified Monday...
** I finally found someone to take a look a look at my computer which died a few weeks ago. A nice young man, (FROM MY NEIGHBORHOOD) came & picked it up yesterday...
So as I was drifting off to sleep last night it hit me.... HOOKER/ STRIPPER BOOB PICTURES.. Holy Crap! The HOLY SH*T Diet N I C E.. He doesn't know that I was just trying to show my sister that the dress didn't work... He is probably going to think I am some "Mrs. Robinson" with booby pictures on my computer...
Oooo.. I can't wait till I have to go pick my computer up... or bump into him in the grocery store.... So I haven't been humiliated yet... I know the mortified moment will be happening this week.... (something to blog about NEXT week...)
So my MORTIFYING Moment for this week..... (surprise...it doesn't actually have anything to do with my children...)
So here I am 7/8 months preggers with Dane... I am at a meeting/business lunch.. with ummm I dunno.. 200 people... I am of course, sitting up towards the front of the room... Being pregnant I of course need to pee ALL OF THE TIME... excused myself to go to the rest room... When I return from the restroom... I go through the buffet AGAIN (eating for 2 you know...)
Stop by a few tables chit chatting... "Oh Hello!..." Patting the big ol' belly, smiling, beaming really..... I finally make it back to my table, I sit down smiling.... when i noticed the odd expression on my table mates face... " Umm, Tressa....you have a something hanging out of your pants..."
I look behind & sure enough... I have a 3 foot toilet paper TAIL... stuck in my stretch pa
nts... (HOT.. I know...)I went around the entire FRIGGIN room, buffet line, tables...with a toilet paper tail & NO ONE said ANYTHING... You ...A-Holes.... (I have yet to forgive any of them)
This is a moment I will never forget, & the reason I have the compulsive need to feel my butt/back of my pants every time I leave a restroom......
OK...So who is playing? Come on...
PS (this isn't me... but I am glad to know I am not the only one who has had a toilet paper tail... at least mine wasn't all over the internet...)
OK--- Finally, I have a player... One Crafty Mamma ... go check her out! Mortifying Moment!
& another... http://bustables.blogspot.com/2008/10/nuts-and-bolts.html
What A Card.... think 16 candles...that is what her moment reminded me of... Sweet...but mortifing for a 16 year old... Mortified Monday
Comments
Bet you check now before you leave the bathroom. ;)
Kelly
Howdy stranger... finally back around here! :)
I didn't realize it was a regular Monday feature! :)
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I would totally tell you if you had a TP tail. And, if you said, "Yes, I know, isn't it cool?" I would understand.
BTW, I'm linking to you tomorrow for the SITS blogathon! WOO-HOO!
Have a great, double-ply, absorbent day! :^) Anna
Leanna
Too funny.
My moment has to do with me doing the morning announcements at school in high school and not realizing the mic was still on. I went on and on about a boy I had a crush on....the ENTIRE school heard every word. LOL
~melody~
I have done that same thing TWICE!! At work, walked all over the store I worked it with that huge tail. After 30 minutes, someone told me.
My BFF is getting ready to move to Norway. Her hubby got orders (Army) and they should be there next July. I'll definately be reading more of your blog posts!
Glad to find your blog, I'll keep reading! Mortifying moments are my favorite things to relate! :)
I am in GNC trying to justify a $300+ purchase for protein bars, shakes, and vitamins when I realize the teenage boy waiting on me is blushing redder by the minute. It is only then that I realize Lilith has her hand down the v neck of my shirt and is playing with my right breast. So I quickly try to pull her hand out of my shirt and start telling her, "no Lilith, not here". To which she turns to the teenage boy who is almost purple at this point, and looks him dead in the eye and says, "Mama Boobie , G-O-O-D!" with a big smile. I thought the poor guy was going to faint.