Toothpaste in my hair...boot prints on my pants....
Toothpaste in my hair & MUDDY bootprints on my navy suit... Looks like this is how my day is going to play out... N.I.C.E.
Ever had toothpaste in your hair? It is a BITCH to get out... So now I am running around with my long ass bangs... separated...like my hair hasn't been washed, because I wasn't able to get the toothpaste out of my hair....
HOW did I get toothpaste in my hair? No freaking idea... trying to be super mommy doing 500 things while getting out the door...
throw child in the car...(check) ... change of clothes for child so I can change her before the pre-school play..(check).... Rain boots & pants... (damn...) -check to see if boots are STILL muddy before your schlep them all over your Navy pants.... NOPE...
OH Yes.... it is ONE of THOSE days....
I feel like crap & I am looking FUGLY...
I have bags under my eyes like (this chick) & I am having some sort of reaction to my mascara.... (anyone who knows me, knows I L.O.V.E. me some super long lashes....NOT going to happen today...
Since I am in such a cruddy mood... I might as well ask...
What's up with George Stephanopoulos wife Alexandra Wentworth?
I know I sound like a real Biotch right about now.... but it is something I always wonder when I see her on Oprah.... If SHE can't hide or fix the bags.... how can I hide or fix the BAGS? eek... sounding a little bit hopeless....
(& for the record... I only wish I had her bod & clothes & money... you go Alex)
List of things to complain about today....
1) My Hair... my Eyes...my MUDDY suit
2.)Norwegian Day Care... If I didn't need to work, I wouldn't put my child in day care.... So WHY OH WHY... do you plan things RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY? Parent breakfast at 9:00am... school plays at 3 pm--- Um.. we WORK... so of course I have to take off early, come in late....so little Eva isn't the only one without a parent there....
while I am on the subject.... WTF is up with the PLANNING DAYS? How many days do you need to PLAN? Next week for example... the Day Care is shutting down on Wed. to go on strike.. (screw all of the mommies & daddies who are now thrown into a pinch...) Thursday it is a holiday CLOSED... & Friday PLANNING DAY... COME ON PEOPLE:.. what the HELL am I paying to send her to day care for? Don't even get me started on the FORCED Vacation (Sorry Amy.. nothing towards you... maybe it is just my daycare..)
3.) Trying to be Martha Stewart when clearly I.AM.NOT... I wanted to be all clever & creative for this b-day party Eva is going to today.... lets just say... did not work out the way I planned... & I am pretty much screwed... I have about a 10 min. window to try to fix it & get it wrapped before the party/after the play/work/nervous breakdown....
I think I am done bitching for a while......
I have a new favorite song.... heard it on the radio on the way into work called "I love college" sigh... I did love college... I loved Keg stands.... as all the Norwegians are singing along.. I wonder... do they even know what a KEG STAND is? I miss my college days , I miss America & I miss Keg stands... can't you just see my middle aged self trying to do a keg stand... when did I get this damn old?
MOMMY is a Little stressed out today... thanks for letting me take it out HERE & not at everyone at home....
I am needing some bloggy love right about now... (hint hint...leave me a comment telling me really it AINT sooo bad. )
Ever had toothpaste in your hair? It is a BITCH to get out... So now I am running around with my long ass bangs... separated...like my hair hasn't been washed, because I wasn't able to get the toothpaste out of my hair....
HOW did I get toothpaste in my hair? No freaking idea... trying to be super mommy doing 500 things while getting out the door...
throw child in the car...(check) ... change of clothes for child so I can change her before the pre-school play..(check).... Rain boots & pants... (damn...) -check to see if boots are STILL muddy before your schlep them all over your Navy pants.... NOPE...
OH Yes.... it is ONE of THOSE days....
I feel like crap & I am looking FUGLY...
I have bags under my eyes like (this chick) & I am having some sort of reaction to my mascara.... (anyone who knows me, knows I L.O.V.E. me some super long lashes....NOT going to happen today...
Since I am in such a cruddy mood... I might as well ask...
What's up with George Stephanopoulos wife Alexandra Wentworth?
I know I sound like a real Biotch right about now.... but it is something I always wonder when I see her on Oprah.... If SHE can't hide or fix the bags.... how can I hide or fix the BAGS? eek... sounding a little bit hopeless....
(& for the record... I only wish I had her bod & clothes & money... you go Alex)
List of things to complain about today....
1) My Hair... my Eyes...my MUDDY suit
2.)Norwegian Day Care... If I didn't need to work, I wouldn't put my child in day care.... So WHY OH WHY... do you plan things RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY? Parent breakfast at 9:00am... school plays at 3 pm--- Um.. we WORK... so of course I have to take off early, come in late....so little Eva isn't the only one without a parent there....
while I am on the subject.... WTF is up with the PLANNING DAYS? How many days do you need to PLAN? Next week for example... the Day Care is shutting down on Wed. to go on strike.. (screw all of the mommies & daddies who are now thrown into a pinch...) Thursday it is a holiday CLOSED... & Friday PLANNING DAY... COME ON PEOPLE:.. what the HELL am I paying to send her to day care for? Don't even get me started on the FORCED Vacation (Sorry Amy.. nothing towards you... maybe it is just my daycare..)
3.) Trying to be Martha Stewart when clearly I.AM.NOT... I wanted to be all clever & creative for this b-day party Eva is going to today.... lets just say... did not work out the way I planned... & I am pretty much screwed... I have about a 10 min. window to try to fix it & get it wrapped before the party/after the play/work/nervous breakdown....
I think I am done bitching for a while......
I have a new favorite song.... heard it on the radio on the way into work called "I love college" sigh... I did love college... I loved Keg stands.... as all the Norwegians are singing along.. I wonder... do they even know what a KEG STAND is? I miss my college days , I miss America & I miss Keg stands... can't you just see my middle aged self trying to do a keg stand... when did I get this damn old?
MOMMY is a Little stressed out today... thanks for letting me take it out HERE & not at everyone at home....
I am needing some bloggy love right about now... (hint hint...leave me a comment telling me really it AINT sooo bad. )
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Happy Thursday!!!
Don't worry about not being Martha Stewart. Trust me - the kids will grow up remembering the weirdest stuff, but not ever the stuff you worry about. You're an AWESOME MOM!!
The lady at the post today? absolute biotch. For no reason.
You, you've got a reason TO biotch. You're NOT a biotch you just bitotched (that's hard to spell when you are not actually spelling it).
I hope the day gets better. Have a few glasses of wine, everything looks better after that!
Sorry your days not going so great. Somedays it just doesn't pay to get out of bed does it?
:)
~Tabitha~
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Hope you have a better day today then yesterday!
Hey, BTW, when Norwegians tell me (constantly) that this is the greatest place in the world to live, childcare is always one of the top 5 benefits. When I tell them if we lived in the UK or US, Mrs. BB would not have to work in order for us to live comfortably, they think that is weird, and unfair if not a sign that capitalism is unfair! Go figure eh!
Put a big smile on your face, it's not a cure all but might get rid of some of the grumpiness!
I can only imagine the day care troubles. That's another reason I opted to be home with my kids, or work opposite shifts of Mr. when I did work. I couldn't imagine it, paying for someone else to watch them, and use my paycheck towards it.
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