Surprise Honey!....
Unless it is Diamonds, Cash or a vacation somewhere, I do NOT like surprises....
So last night as I am curled up in my college sweats...(not grey) catching up on all of my American TV... (Gossip Girl) the phone rings.... at 10:30
Hubby is on the other end...(the one coming home today from Germany....)
"Surprise Honey! I got an early flight & I am en route from the airport....!"
SHIT.....
Not that I don't love my husband very very much... not that I wasn't excited that he was home safe & sound... but the fact that GOSSIP GIRL was on, I was curled up in sweats...wet hair & as I discussed in an earlier post, hadn't done a thing since he left....
Me..." Oh GREEAATTTT! Where are you? How long till you get home? bout 45 min? Suuuuper see you then...drive safe... SLOW DOWN...roads are slippery you know... SLOW WAAAAAYYY down..."
(Bjørn knows that I hate it when he comes home unexpected... so I think he really LOVES catching those early flights just to shake up my lazy, I am going to lay on my butt & watch all the shoes he hates kind of nights.....)
What hubby doesn't know is that when it comes to cleaning the house... I am the great pretender.... (cue in the upbeat music....as I start running like a chicken with my head cut off....)
One large basket.... everything off of the dining room table.... Everything in the laundry room...my spray bottle with diluted green soap...(that is the NORWEGIAN smell for CLEAN...) .... low lighting.... within 1/2 hour the house looked ready for company... : )
Bj walks in ..."WOW honey.... the house looks & SMELLS great....you've really been busy!"
"Mmmm ya, you know...." It is hard to be like Martha, but I manage....
So now I am off to really get it down...after my hour of wii... : ) Hope y'all are having an excellent Thursday
So last night as I am curled up in my college sweats...(not grey) catching up on all of my American TV... (Gossip Girl) the phone rings.... at 10:30
Hubby is on the other end...(the one coming home today from Germany....)
"Surprise Honey! I got an early flight & I am en route from the airport....!"
SHIT.....
Not that I don't love my husband very very much... not that I wasn't excited that he was home safe & sound... but the fact that GOSSIP GIRL was on, I was curled up in sweats...wet hair & as I discussed in an earlier post, hadn't done a thing since he left....
Me..." Oh GREEAATTTT! Where are you? How long till you get home? bout 45 min? Suuuuper see you then...drive safe... SLOW DOWN...roads are slippery you know... SLOW WAAAAAYYY down..."
(Bjørn knows that I hate it when he comes home unexpected... so I think he really LOVES catching those early flights just to shake up my lazy, I am going to lay on my butt & watch all the shoes he hates kind of nights.....)
What hubby doesn't know is that when it comes to cleaning the house... I am the great pretender.... (cue in the upbeat music....as I start running like a chicken with my head cut off....)
One large basket.... everything off of the dining room table.... Everything in the laundry room...my spray bottle with diluted green soap...(that is the NORWEGIAN smell for CLEAN...) .... low lighting.... within 1/2 hour the house looked ready for company... : )
Bj walks in ..."WOW honey.... the house looks & SMELLS great....you've really been busy!"
"Mmmm ya, you know...." It is hard to be like Martha, but I manage....
So now I am off to really get it down...after my hour of wii... : ) Hope y'all are having an excellent Thursday
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Mine is going out of town for a week. And the Wii is down. Talk about biting!
- Suzanne, the Farmer's Wife
can't wait to see what people have to say...bring it on...my feeling won't get hurt because shhh...i'm right!!!
xoxo
and i have so much stuff to do today too...instead...here i sit, laptop on lap...mwahahaha...
Right down to Gossip Girl :)
i have been there for sure! i never know when hubby is going to appear... i wait until about 3 somedays to 'put on my face' and around 4 i start cleaning like a madwoman... just in case. :)
Me and my sister call it the flight of the bumbel bee. We too are really good at fakeing a spotless house. If our DH's only new are tricks. LOL
Thanks for visiting me on my big, bloggy day! :->
yep thats one great thing I learned from my mom!
have a great weekend :)
BTW, THANK YOU so much for commenting on my daughter's art blog (you commented on the panda painting.) It really encourages her when she gets comments from fellow bloggers. As a mom, I can't say thank you enough :-)